MY PHONE HAS ARRIVED! 

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Sitting in APH, I keen zoning out and thinking about my phone/being on tumblr (exhibit A).
WHY CAN’T IT JUST ARRIVE ALREADY!? 

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

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death-by-lulz:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

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MY NEW PHONE IS ALMOST HERE! 
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!

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shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(Source: teddywestside)

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gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

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shiverest:

nope-lifer:

Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.

Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.

and having both of them is the definition of hell

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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Cosmo sex tip #673

zoomalark:

Right when he’s about to come, smile smugly, lean close to his face and ask in the dirtiest voice:

"You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward?"

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(Source: inaccurate-reality)

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mizzjade:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

My heart.

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